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This Tea is Not Suitable for Velociraptors

This Tea is Not Suitable for Velociraptors


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Some things are just too sophisticated for the unrefined palette of prehistoric reptiles, like Jelly Beans, a Moscow Mule, Truffles, and this Green Tea.  So, captivate your heart with your evolved taste buds and succumb to the incredible combination of Blueberries and Coconut.  Serve this healthy treat, hot, to survive the next ice age, or cold, to out last global warming; because we have opposable thumbs...and know how to use them!


Available: In eco-friendly rice-paper bags or our Special Edition Collector's Gothic Tea Tins. Each Tin comes with 3.5 ounces of our delicious tea.  The label features original gothic art.


Luxury Ingredients: Gunpowder Green Tea*, Blueberry Pieces, & Shredded Coconut. *Organic Certified Organic by Pro-Cert Organic Systems (Organic Equivalency with COR, NOP, EU, JAS)

Tea(s) From: Sri Lanka / Albania

Region: Uva - Wlimada / Tirana

Antioxidant Level: High

Caffeine Level: Low

  • Suggested Steeping Instructions

    2 grams | 8 oz water | 185°F | Steep 3-4 minutes for Taste

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